"I'd love to spend tonight catching up on The Real Housewives. Atlanta or Dallas?" "This chia seed pudding is delicious! How did you make it so... chia-y?" "That horizontally-striped maxi dress that you wear all the time is super flattering." If your boyfriend has said one or more of the preceding statements, then these are the socks for him. And also, I'll take him when you're done with him.

Men's shoe size 7-12.